Good hols gone bad

I took the opportunity, before Jaden starts school in January and went back to Penang for about two weeks.

I purposely chose 20th Dec to go back to at least celebrate my birthday with my parents. 

It was a really relaxing 2 weeks holiday for me as I need not do much other than plan where to take Jaden out to walk around, what his meals are (while my mother does the cooking) and meet up with a few Inaians.

During my 2 weeks in Penang, I got to take my mother for a new hair makeover, to get her ready in time for Chinese New Year so at least a hair shape has taken place and all she has to do is to maintain that cut and need not spend exhorbitantly by her own when she does it.

I enjoyed myself tremendously back home as both Jaden and I were pampered bad by my parents. Everything was done and prepared for us. My mother was just so hands on being a grandmother, that she willingly wants to bathe Jaden, clean up after him, have fruits ready for him after each meal time, feed him and wash his laundry daily. Both Jaden and I were just chilling. :p

How I have missed home-cooked food, my mother cooking at least one of my favourite food everyday.

I even found some time out to go out and do some personal grooming (mani/pedi/hairwash and etc.)

It was indeed a holiday for both Jaden and I and would have been PERFECTLY PERFECT if not for ...

an idiot of a family had to screw it up for me in the end, that a police report was made and thankfully for Hubby, stood up for me as soon as we touchdown at the airport, giving the family member a piece of his mind. 

I bet that person was shit scared first by Hubby giving a piece of his mind, getting the police involved and everybody else at the airport was looking.

Now, that will teach you how to screw with us, you stupid maggot of a brain, for trying to threaten Jaden and I. 

So whats the story?

Well, as we all know, Air Asia does tend to be faulty with their check-in counter staff all the time,  and there I was lining up at the counter that displayed KL Check-in while that idiot of a woman was lining up at the Dao Nang check-in counter.

The line took almost forever for my turn, and just as I was just a person away, the AirAsia staff stood up and shouted KL ONLY. 

Without thinking, that idiot decided to just shove her entire trolley of luggages into my line, without considering the people in my line. 

Of course, after me, having to line up for almost 1/2 hour, I was so frustrated so I just voiced out, asking her to please queue up as there is a queue going on, and I am also heading to KL. 

In my mind, I was thinking, why would you want to line up at a vietnam checking in counter when there are several other counters that put up KL sign and now, just because of the incompetent staff, you too, have turned brainless... oh wait, you are already brainless.

That idiot then have the tendency to say, but the staff say KL here.. I KNOW YOU STUPID MAGGOT. THAT IS WHY I M ALSO LINING UP AT THE KL LINE FOR MY KL FLIGHT. MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME INSTEAD OF GOING TO A SHORTER LINE THAT STATES SOME OTHER LOCATION.

That AirAsia staff too, did not bother to ask her to go queue up or ask MY LINE of people that its for KL only, and those that wants to check into other places, to go queue up elsewhere... INCOMPETENT ASS !

So the idiot not only did not bother to apologize, which she manage to check in through the vietnam check in counter, but allowing her I M SO GANGSTER cinapek brother to come and woo, show his manly hood by cursing vulgarities at me while we were checking in, and best.. when I was about to head to the domestic departure gate, he pushed me to the side and threatened me that here is Malaysia and that he will make me miss my flight if he wants to and that he is not scared if I go and report to the police. All these happened while I was holding on to Jaden. Wrong move CinaBeng!

I walked calmly up to the domestic departure gate, let the police check my ticket and turned around at him and asked him to go ahead. Chickenshit was just giving empty threats.

Hubby was already waiting for us to arrive at the airport, and boy, by the time that idiot pushed her trolley out, he started lashing out at her, professionally of course, unlike her CinaBeng brother and oh, only then she wants to apologize but FUCK YOU, its too late. We made such a commotion that everybody was looking into our direction and I bet she was fucking embarassed. Police were then involved and that her IC was asked for, and I filed a police report against her (for being the responsible one) for her maggot of a brain brother for threatening me and Jaden. 

So yea, that was how my 2013 began.. encounter with a few idiots in a place.

Somebody roll him over x5 and ignore him !

Did you hear, read or watched that traumatic video of a 2 year old getting rolled over again and again by vehicles passing by without receiving any help from passers by until a garbage collector aunty came to her aid, but I would have assumed by the first gelek, the girl would have been done for but might / could be saved if only the driver got out and quickly send her to the hospital. Instead, he decided to run her over one more time and RUN!

What the hell is wrong with these people? and the best thing out of this whole horror freak accident? You will just fumed yourself crazy after hearing what that heartless murderer said.

"'I only need to pay (up to) 20k RMB if she dies, if she lives, it will cost 10 times more' - Driver who killed 2yr old YueYue in China.

and Yue Yue, the 2 year old girl, has officially been declared brain dead.

Its a kid for goodness sake. I could not bear to watch after he hit her that very first time, and how my heart fell crashing when I saw the old aunty tried to carry her but she collasped like a broken doll.

I hope you are in a better place YueYue!!! Karma will hit all these people in the heart and I bet every human being with a heart all around the world totally feels for you.

Just something like this in the news is enough to make you think that apathy is dead in today's world.

Its just so sad, so so very sad.

Mad Man @ 2am

There has been constant wall knocking as if someone is trying to hammer a shelve into the wall when comes 1230am-130am. Living in an apartment, of course, is not easy to find out who is doing that irresponsible and unreasonable act as sound do travel because I remember when the outside of my house needs to be drilled, I could even hear it from the ground floor when my floor is one of the highest in the building. Suspecting tho, it might be one of the houses directly below or beside.

Anyway, last night, as soon as I put Jaden to bed, and he fell asleep easily. *phew* Hubby came in to take a bath while I went about finding my 'lost' phone in the living when someone was knocking my door really hard. Those type that you will only knock if you want to pick a fight. It went on and on. At first, I wanted to open it thinking it might be one of Hubby's friend who was trying to play a prank on us but judging from the time, it will be just too much of a prank right? Then the next thing that came to mind was maybe someone who was knocking to see if anybody was home and once they open the door, they might point a gun or something and then rob us...

So the best sensible thing was to ask Hubby to open the door instead. Of course, disturbing Hubby's bathtime and knocking the door so hard, sounding as if they were going to kick it down anytime soon, Hubby opened the door and greeted the fella with the chopping knife.

Those that knows my Hubby, when you see him for the very first time, he wil seem as if he is towering over you and might look bad ass when he is furious and voila, fury was his name last night. It was a Chinese man, specky nerdy looking who was pounding on my door and my next-door neighbour. He wagged his finger at Hubby when he saw the knife and ran off as fast as he could. By the time Hubby unlocked the grill, I could see the man running zigzag from this stairs to another to the 17th floor, hopefully to lose trail if Hubby were to chase him. SISSY! Dare to pound on people's door at about 2am and not daring to speak up the reason why?

That really drove Hubby mad. I am sure if the poor fella happens to be in the same lift as Hubby, gone la the fella if he did not take the first step to apologize for what he did. He better be much more alert and smarter now than to use the same lift as Hubby for the face will not be forgotten easily. *tee hee*

You know, sometimes the saying applies to my Hubby as well.. hell hath no fury when his family/house is threatened by an unreasonable reason. I like.

I think we should start investing in some heavy hammer to be kept at door side now... what do you think?

War declared! I won...

Automatically, my internal clock tells me to wake up, wash up and go do some housework before the small one wakes up..

.. and as I was washing the cups and bowls and boiling water, something moved above the window sill and ##**@!!! its a freaking big arse cockroach trying his feeble attempts to crawl over to the basket of potatoes put high above on the shelf. Since it was on the window pane, I slowly opened it and the alien creature got conned into going to the other side of the window and that was when I made my kill.

I rolled up a brochure I took home from the mall and gave a direct hit at the cockroach and I guess I must have caught it by surprise for it lost its footing and fell down to the washing liquid bottles. I quickly went and took Baygon and started spraying, which of course resulted into it trying to run but I must have crippled the alien when I hit it, so it seems as if it was limping yet trying to scurry away... WAHAHAHHAHA

The monster in me was already unleashed then, that I started spraying Baygon on the creature without mercy, until it was covered with white slime and it was twitching to its death, legs slowly curling, still in slime and I watched it die its horrible death!

I then swept him up with the brochure and threw its sorry arse down from the laundry area, hopefully when it lands on the ground floor, some car would just run over it and penyek-kan it even more!

Die Cockroach Die!!!!!!!!!!!

SnatchThief at Uptown Damansara

This happened right in front of my eyes and just had my heart dropped and legs gone jello.

I mean, why do they do what they do?

Ladies beware! This took place at the pavement of the parking lot (the empty land converted into parking lots) opposite Public Bank at Uptown Damansara.

I was just going to park my car at this empty slot by the roadside so my mother could go down to PBB to update her bank book but as I was just going to manevour my car into the space, something not right caught my eye.

Why was the motorcycle moving and the pillion rider has not even got up the bike? In fact, he was running after the bike as if the bike is leaving him behind. Then a woman came out of nowhere, struggling with him holding on to her bag for dear life and I could see some people running towards her already. I was also all ready geared up to want to drive out and bang the motorcyclist down but the thought of my mother and son in the car would have been a dangerous situation and these days, these death-deserving snatch thieves are armed and will not hesitate to kill if they have to so that stopped me right in my tracks.

Luckily the woman got her bag back and she was unharmed but I can imagine her trauma because I had the same thing happened to me back in my college days. The fat snatch thief then came up behind me just to snatch my handphone from me, which had me clambered on to his bike as well, hitting him and trying to snatch my phone back, resulting in some bruised hip and bleeding but well, if I were any wiser then, I would have just let the phone go.. so back to the woman.

I saw her patting herself, calming herself down and could see the fear in her. I hope she goes over to the police station to report the case. Anyway just for you guys to be beware, the snatch thieves usually ride in partners. The back guy will be the one doing the dirty work, they usually will have the postman bag around them. Dunno if it is to keep the wallets they rob, or parangs and knives but well, do look out and always always have your bag close to your heart. Hold them around you like some precious and not swing around or hold it like you are walking on a runway coz that will just make you an easy target to rob!

I pray none of you will ever have to go through this type of unwarranted trauma!

Seriously, like Joy says, Don't anyone work anymore these days?

Becareful k, when you girls are especially alone... o.Oh and do read here and here too, for the cases happened in Bangsar and Medan Damansara. Snatch-thief cases will happen anywhere so just be street smart!

o.Oh and in the end, I told my mother we will just update the book another day and drove back home instead...

Bimbo

Just a question...

Would you wear stilettos to Tesco and do grocery shopping?

I rest my case!

Stupid BimBo!

Daylight robbery

Not me! My friend...

One of my girlfriend was robbed in the bright daylight, right under her nose..

It was a lesson learnt, a painful one nonetheless but well, guess to be able to share the story with you guys out there might just open up our eyes and ears to all these tricks robbers pulled these days.

"he says:”can i snatch ur belongings?” “Yes!” i replied smartly

[I know! I know what you will be thinking after reading this… And stop asking why am I being soooo stupid and reacted such way yea..

I was always extra careful and alert but I admitted that this time I was just being tooooo stupid and fxxxing naïve…!

I got a sms early in the morning,

“Congratulations,

Sim Card Kamu telah dipilih…..Prize Utama RM15,000 Cash…. Sila dial 012-8xxxxxx”

Well, for your information, this is not the first time that I received this type of sms, but I always ignored , ignored and ignored.

Without knowing why, today, I just feeling like giving a try…Therefore, I used my house phone and called up the number stated in the sms…

A man who sounded like a sarawakian or a sabahan on the other end was speaking non-stop the moment he answered the call. Eventually, he came to the main point where he asked me :”Kami akan bank-in kamu punya cash, oleh itu, kami perlu akaun nombor anda …”

NO WORRIES people, I did not give him my account number and I just hung up the phone. (I thought I was not thatttttt stupiddddd , right…who knows…)

……..

Before I left my office, my colleague told me that she needed a replacement to work for the event tonight. Immediately, I took out my phone and started calling all the girlssss…

Finally, I got this girl, name Weyn Chi…

Weyn Chi: Alright, I will give your colleague a call to confirm my attendance in a short while.

I drove home after I ended the conversation with Weyn Chi.

Half an hour later, I received a call from my colleague.

“nobody call me yet…can you check it out for me? It’s already 1820pm, and we need it by 1900pm!!” my colleague said.

“Alright, alright, I will figure it out right now. But at the same time u can try to give her a call as well.”

Doooo….Doooo….Doooo….

“Hello” A man who sounded like a Malay, picked up the call.

“Hello” came to reply from me…

“Hello?” The man shouted angrily again…

I hung up the phone, double checked the number and RE-DIAL.

“Hello?” The same voice came from the other end.

“Hello, Weyn Chi please?”

“Oh, Weyn Chi? Kamu dia punya kawan ka? Saya Nampak telefon bimbit dia di tepi jalan. Saya mahu pulang-kan telefon kepada-nya la!”

As I remembered, Weyn Chi had another phone number…

“ah, tak-apa la. Saya akan panggil owner-nya panggil kamu sekarang” relied relunctantly.

“aiyoh, macam itu ka? Tapi sekarang saya nak pergi kerja la…dekat itu ba..li…”

“huh?! Apa?! Bali?”

“bukan! Banting! Saya nak pergi ke Banting untuk kerja sekarang. Saya dekat OUG sekarang, boleh datang sekarang tak?”

“TAK BOLEH! Banyak JAM la sekarang!”

“Kamu ka mana sekarang?”

“PJ!”

“ok, saya pergi ke Pj Hilton la boleh-kah?”

“TAK BOLEH! Banyak Jam la!” In fact, I was thinking…Why is this man being so kind-hearted?! Its just a mobile phone. And since he is in a rush to work, why not he just leave the phone with him first?

Immediately, he replied :”ok, saya pergi ke kalana jaya. Kamu tahu Kelana giant tak?”

“Aaahh, ok boleh boleh” I answered stupididly.

“kamu datang sekarang dengan segera ya. Saya nak pergi kerja sekarang!”

“Harlo..Di mana kamu?” I called and asked again..stupididly…

“oh, kamu boleh datang ke Shell tak?sebelah Giant?”

“ok”

I parked my car at the road side, and I got out from my car. I kept looking at all the people who rode motorcycle (I was imagining that he was a malay man with office wear and rode a motorbike).

I kept calling my friend’s number while I was waiting for HIM. Unfortunately, nobody answer the call.

‘He might be riding right now, that’s why he couldn’t hear the phone ring’., I told myself.

Meanwhile, I tried to call weyn chi’s friend as well. But nobody pick up the callsssssssssss after thousand timeesss of trying it.

Finally, an Indian GUY walked to me.

“aiyoh, saya duduk di sana sudah lama la!”

Wau, how could he make it to kelana jaya from OUG by taking ten minutes huh? I asked myself…

He wore a brown-orange-yellowish tee-shirt with a jeans. He had nothing with him but a mobile phone. He doesn’t not look like what I was imagining at all! And yes, He looks like a typical snatch thief, a typical bad guy, a typical son of the bxxxh.

“Hey, yang telefon bimbit itu dekat isteri saya la. Kerana tadi kami tak boleh Nampak you, oleh itu dia pandu ke dalam giant.mari-lah, kita pergi cari dia sekarang”

He turned and walked into the giant’s carpark. I went up to my car immediately and I followed him behind.

He turned and look at me…and he jumped up to my car and said : “Pandu saya masuk la. Kerana saya tak tahu mana dia sekarang la!”

I drove him in to Giant STUPIDIDLY!!! HELPED! I was always alert and I would never ever response to any stranger and always kept a distance from strangers even they were just asking for direction.

But how could I drive a stranger like this?????

My NEW Playboy Bag Was sitting on the passenger seat, next to me. And that fxxking Indian GUY was sitting behind me. He kept looking around as if he was searching for his wife.

“aiyah, saya punya telefon tak ada credit dan battery. Boleh guna kamu punya call saya punya isteri ar?”

I took out ONE of my mobile and I kept the other mobile inside my bag…

“ok, nombor dia ialah…..016-xxxxxxxx” I was holding the mobile by myself without letting him to hold it.

It went to voice-mail. Right after that, I called my friend’s number again. It went to voice-mail as well.

“oh, saya ingat area itu tak ada coverage la! Mana kamu punya isteri? Mengapa dia tidak jawab kawan saya punya bimbit? “

“yang phone itu vibrate la..dan kami letak di sana, tak boleh dengar punya” He pointed at somewhere inside my car by telling me that the mobile phone was placed there inside his car.

Suddenly, he took out his phone, and started talking on the phone in Indian language… and he guided me to drive further and stopped my car at the side.

After he ended his conversation with his “WIFE”, he told me that his wife went back to the place where I met him just now, which is shell station.

When I arrived to shell station, he told me, No, it’s the bus station at the roadside.

I turned back and look at him, there is no BUS STOP here!

He said YES! The wife was there with him just now.

I drove out from Shell STUPIDIDLY and I went around Giant to search for the bus station.

I failed to get any bus station, of course…

I stopped my car at the roadside again and started calling the number again…With a little suspicious, I asked him to repeat the number again. Who knows, he reacted immediately with an innocent and blur kind of look and asked me to show him the number see if I dial it correctly.

I really showed him the phone —stupididly!! I should have escaped!

He looked at the number carefully by reading it out one by one..and he continued :”betul ar yang itu nombor. Mengapa tak boleh dapat punya?”

“Okay, saya ada dia punya nombor lain. Tapi di dalam saya punya sim card la. Boleh exchange sim card ke phone kamu tak?”

“Huh?!”

“saya punya bimbit tak ada battery! Sekarang saya nak pergi kerja la! Cepat la!”

I changed the sim card for him, and I tried to search for the number for him.

Suddenly, My ‘the other’ mobile which was sleeping inside my bag RANG! I did not bother but he realized that I had two mobile phones.

He reacted calmly “oh, yang dia punya nama ialah Sayang. Kamu dial la sayang ..Tapi kan, kamu guna bimbit yang lain dial la nombor dia kerana saya punya phone tak ada kredit lar”

I took out my the other phone STUPIDIDLY…

When I was trying to search for the name “sayang”…he took the mobile phone away from me and he said “Aiyah, saya search ler!”

My car door was locked! I was trembling but I did not know why I never escape! I had time! I had time to do that and I was thinking, if he does anything to me,. I will just jump off from my car! But I never realized my bag was just next to me …

He did not know how to use my LG phone! And he passed it back to me and asked me to search for the number.

I saw the name SAyang! ‘erm, I think I was thinking too much, I think he is the real kind-hearted person since he is really calling his wife right now’ ..i mumbled to myself.

I was holding my phone, and he was looking at the screen with me scrolling up and down to search for the name. I found the name ‘sayang’ and I wanted to call immediately but he reacted promptly by telling me that, NO, its not that number..its another number..SEN…

When I saw the name ‘Sen’, he told me …”Bukan! Kamu Scroll up lagi…”

I scrolled up and down, finally, I just dialed Sen number without further asking.

I tried to listen…and there was someone answered the call from the other end… ‘Ok, at least he is not lying this time’ I mumbled to myself again.

He was on the phone and was talking in Indian dialect again but I heard the “Fly-over bridge” and so forth.

Once he hung up the call, HE PASSED ME BACK THE PHONE STRAIGHT and he asked me to drive to the opposite shell station.

I looked at him…I wanted to tell him that I do not want to take the mobile anymore. But before I opened up my mouth, He continued talking :”alamak, dia ka sana la sekarang. Aiyoh, saya nak pergi kerja la!! Kamu pandu ke sana segera la.”

Again, I drove him all the way to the opposite road, which is opposite giant.

That time was so so so JAM-ed and I had spent almost half an hour with HIM ALONE inside the car!

I peeked at the mirror, I saw him peeked at my belongings.

A lot of things flashed in my mind that moment….

I buckled off the safety-belt. I was thinking that, if he does anything to me, I would just jump out from the car…(oh, I think I was a genius that I thought of all these but not stop the car and asked him to get down from the car immediately…darn!)

When my car was stucked in the jam, He looked frustrated and he told me :”My god! I would be late to work man! Look at the JAM!!”

“Boleh pinjam-kan phone sekali lagi tak?”

He passed me back the phone immediately, and he was in my car right now…it should be alright for me to lend my phone to him right? … I thought…

He used my phone and called someone. And he was speaking freaking loud next to my ear…

“harlo, Cik. Boleh tak kamu call back pejabat, dan beritahu xxx saya akan lewat ke kerja la. Ya ya ya. Boleh? …oh ya! …Ok, terima kasih Cik!…”

I opened up my ears and tried hard to listen to the other end of the phone…I wanted to know whether he was actually acting, or he was really calling someone else?

Unfortunately! I really heard someone Respond to him! And I was pretty sure that it was a woman!

‘will I be very rude if I ask him to get down from the car now? But he was really talking to someone on the phone just now…it seems real..maybe?!’ I asked myself repeatedly.

This time, he did not return my phone to me immediately. I looked at the back-mirror every single second, and I realized that he was using my phone to missed-call his own mobile. And, He was so so so freaking smart that, he turned his phone to vibrate mode which I heard the vibrate sound when he was calling himself by using my mobile.

WAHLAU! I should have be more suspicious this time right?! But why??? Why didn’t I react in any way?

Again, He took up my phone and was calling to a man! In Indian!

I could understand a little bit that he asked the man to meet up with him at the shell station opposite Giant.

Well….here came my suspicious look! …Before I opened up my mouth, he PASSED ME BACK my mobile Phone again and he told me that he would be late to work, therefore he decided to asked the friend to picked him up to work by motorbike instead of driving!

Ohh, I was thinking…how the hell your friend could reach here in such a short period?

Again, before I analyzed it, he took my phone from my hand and he called the ‘wife’!

Well, when he was talking, I was looking at him! And I realized that, He was calling NO-ONE!!! Because I saw my wallpaper!! But he was talking on the phone!!

Damn! I was so scared at the moment and I did not know how to react!

I got back my phone, and when I was driving into Shell station, I tried to make calls. I was really a genius that I wanted to test whether the wallpaper will still be on the screen while we are having conversation?!

After I stopped my car at the shell station, he tooked my phone again and he told me his friend was around.

I asked him , WHERE??? He tooked my phone and pretended talking on the phone. Who knows, while he was talking half-way, My phone RANG!!! My bf called!!

I did not talk to my bf but I asked him to hold the phone! I placed my phone on my lap and I turned it to loud speaker. Meawhile, he was pointing me to drive over to the roadside.

I yelled at him and I told him that I cant stop my car at the roadside because there are a lot of cars passing by!

Well, what the hell was I thinking at the moment?! I did not know! I knew that he asked me to drive to a narrow road next to shell and I really listened to him and drove all the way there! He asked me to stop the car and I just stopped the car!

That moment, he was holding my LG phone and he wanted to get down from my car.

But he couldn’t open the door and he looked a little panic, same goes with me. I was panic as well. I wanted him to get down from my car immediately but …I was Panic!

I already opened the lock for him but he couldn’t open the door on the left side. And I STUPIDIDLY asked him to get down from the right side!

He told me he cant get down still.

I turned my body and wanted to help him down by stucking up the lock with my finger Manually…in a very short moment, he already got to open the door and I saw him holding my mobile phone still. I shouted loudly And by the time I opened up my door, I realized that my PLAYBOY bag was on his hand!

His motorcyclist friend rode him off immediately and he was smiling happily by waving goodbye to me~ !

And I was so so so so fxxking stupid that I got down from my car and I chased him with my legs! Darn..!

I always told myself..if there is anything happen to me, I need to be calm and use my car to bang their ass off! But why didn’t I do that that moment????

I drove back to my house madly and after I have done with whatever police report and so…I thought of calling weyn chi …(yea, she had two different number)

“Hello, Weyn Chi! This is vene from the agency”

“Oh my god! Im so sorry vene, that I did not turn up for the event today…u know I was ….”

“Well, I know what had happened. And because of your lost phone… I ….”

“huh, u know bout it?! “

“Yea, guess what?! I called you this evening ……… …..”

“So, tell me what happened to you actually, Weyn Chi?”

“Oh my god…your story sounds scary and dramatic man! Well, this evening when I was about to leave my apartment to the event location. I realized that my car got clamped! Well, you know usually we only have one parking space for each unit right. So, today is my first day renting this new space for me to park my car!! Gosh, the security guard downstairs clamped my car. He is a pakistanist. And I scolded him badly because I found that he is being very unreasonable to clamp my car in a legal rented space.” She said angrily and she continued

“I was so angry after I talked to the security guard. He seems like he was not going to do anything bout it. Therefore, I walked out to the road next to SHELL station, wanted to wait for my friend at the bus waiting area… Out of a sudden, there was this Indian guy came to me by riding his motorbike and he asked me, is my car got clamped? I said YES without suspicious and he asked me to borrow him my phone for him to call back to the security management because he said my car was parked at the right place, they shouldn’t have clamp the car. Oh yea , I forgot to tell you that he did mention to me that he is from the security management“

“I trusted him because I was thinking….if he is not from the security management, how the hell he knows that my car got clamped right?!” She moaned.

“He was talking on the phone and acted as if he is really talking to one of the security guard. He sounded angrily when he was talking to the ‘security guard’..he said things like “how can u guys clamp the car when the resident already park it at the proper place…bla blab la …” “

“he was talking…talking….talking….suddenly he says “JOM!” to me! And he rode off with my mobile…! “ she sounded like she is going to cry out…

“I was so stupid that I yelled and chased him by running! How could I get to chase him by my legs?” Now, she moaned again…

“Well, I believe that it was a very very natural reaction when this happened to us. Because I did the same thing as well where as I always told myself that if there is anything happen, do not get down from the car but use the car to bang their ass off. But I did not get to do it as well. And guess what?! This is my ever ever FIRST TIME that I lost my ID , license and belongings! Im always sensitive, alert and extra caution. I will never drop any of my belongings and I have not met any snatch thief before.” I replied proudly.

“but this time, I was just so blur, so unconscious and STUPID! And HELPLESS!! I believe in fate, and I truly believe that today im fated for him to snatch my stuff. Otherwise, I would not have been so blur through out the whole progress. In fact, he is not a very smart thief u know… there were so many ‘gap’ that I have found out that he was actually acting. And he was not well prepared enough and he was not familiar with the area where he snatch my stuff….But yet…I was still so so so so so so stupid that I opened up my everything for him to snatch. Included the PLAYBOY bag that I was placing it on the passenger seat obviously!” I moaned as well…

Malaysia is just so so so not safe! Do not bring your LV bag out anymore yea girls…Do not bring your expensive belongings out anymore whenever you are alone. I know you wont be like me…that stupid …but still..you have to be alert and aware 24-7!

p/s: I have the thief’s friend number and name! but the sarjan will not do anything to it I reckon…so who wants to try to call the number for me huh ?!]

Guess the moral of the story is that

1. Do not lend a stranger or someone you just met your mobile phones. NEVER EVER DO THAT! You can give them coins and ask them to make full use of public utilities -PUBLIC PHONE!
2. There is never ever a nice stranger that will want to return you your lost mobile phone. Even if there is any, meet at a police station instead. Not any tom, dick and harry areas even if it is just next door to your office.
3. Trust no one. Seriously. Trust no one!

I am a bitch today and I like it

I was being a total bitch today. A customer you don't want to come across. Not today, you don't want to know me today.

I was strolling down the aisle, while considering which eyeliner I want, which eyeshadows I want and from which brand, and if I really needed the mascara or makedo with the one I have at home. So there I was, not even looking for tester products. Just picking up the stuff and stood there really contemplating if I should make the purchase or just leave it till when Hubby comes together with me shopping... and then, there and then I saw this security guard looking at me. Looking at me with these accusing eyes as if I was going to shoplift those miserable stuff. I still dangle there for a while with my whole facial expression all pissed now. Then, Jaden there was having his mucus coming out from his nose, nearly dripping on to his lips, so I reached into my bag and pulled out his hanky and wiped him. The guard still stood there like he was going to anticipate some action so he could have an interesting day. Well, too bad, because he was standing right in the middle of the aisle way when I pushed my half full trolley full of other stuff and I, too not giving way, nearly crashed into him. I couldn't care less. In the end, he had to give way to me.. and he was still watching me go.. when in my hands I clutched all those eyeliners, eyeshadow and a lipstick and I ditched them at a food corner where he could see me.. just because I was pissed with him. Initially I wanted to purchase all of that but then, just because he pissed me off, FUCK IT! You guys can have a nice time, picking up all those and put it back where it belong.

Already feeling pissed, I asked my mother to help me take the free samples of 120g rice cereals from the customer service counter from the purchase of another rice cereal I got for Jaden because I was feeding Jaden at that time. I was expecting my mom to come back with 2 satchets of the free rice cereals. Instead, she came back with one satchet of Tandoori chicken sauce and a block of puzzles for a baby. That got me mad. I asked my mother why did the customer service give her those instead of the rice cereals as printed on the box? Did the customer service person said anything? She told me that they were finished. FUCKING HELL! FINISHED? So I took up the box and read on the free gift. It didn't say while stock last. I bought those TWO FUCKING RICE CEREALS because I wanted the rice cereals! So I marched up to the counter and said, where are the rice cereals as said on the box. I don't want these two things that you gave me. I paid for those TWO FUCKING RICE CEREALS because I wanted those free satchets. Guess what the customer service person said to me. "Mam, it is finished already. We can only replace those two satchets with these but if you want, I can ask someone to search for the two free gifts you want but you have to wait quite long. I am not even sure if they can find it." WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ANSWER? So straight away, without pausing to think, I said, "If there are no longer any free stuff to give away as said on the box. WHY THE HELL DO YOU PUT THE BOX THERE? WHY IS THERE EVEN NO SIGNS TO SAY THERE ARE NO MORE FREE GIFTS? NESTLE GAVE YOU ENOUGH FOR EACH BOX TO SELL RIGHT? AND ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT SOMEONE TOOK MORE THAN THEY SHOULD THAT IS WHY YOU RAN OUT OF IT NOW? "
Then the customer service person apologize knowing that I meant business and I am not one to be pushed around at the moment. Then she offered me a refund if I wanted it.. and then I said.."YES OF COURSE I WANT A REFUND!"
Fuck! I mean if I were in a good mood, I wouldn't really even be bothered with the free gift. I wouldn't even really mind those two gifts that was given earlier but too bad their security guard ruined my whole shopping experience and FUCK IT! That is the last time I will be shopping there.

A BIG FUCK YOU and yes, I am a bitch today.

I like it..

Not a very friendly post

I got 'hantam' real real bad as soon as I finished my sentence yesterday informing Hubby of the mistake I made. 'HANTAM' for quite some time but I deserved it. This is one scolding that I didn't go BUTS or NO-LAHHHH because I memang deserved to be given that scolding..

We took mother out to have dinner last night at our fav Thai food place at Amcorp last night but that restaurant soon entered into our blacklist. I tell you why. As everybody knows, its the time of Ramadhan and so when its Buka Puasa time, it is well known that NO FREAKING non-Muslims would want to fight for dinner seats with them. Anyway, we reached there rather at 8pm and still seats were full. The waiters and waitresses then asked me how many people. I said 3. Hubby wasn't there with us yet. He was upstairs surveying toys. So mother, Jaden and I waited for an empty table of 3 excluding Jaden of course. Then after like 20 minutes of standing and carrying Jaden, my mood turned pissy and a couple rose from their table. It was a table fit only for 2. ONLY FOR 2. Then the waiters and waitresses keep ushering us to sit there. Sit there while I kept insisting that there was 3 of us. Then they gave me a funny look like "BUT HES ONLY A BABY!" till I replied them in a haughty manner that there is another adult YOU IDIOTS!
Just a minute or 2 before Hubby came down, we got ourselves the table. When the waitress put the menus down on the table, they did the FIRST mistake by putting it RIGHT IN FRONT OF JADEN. Of course, by instinct and curiousity, the boy would want to pick it up and play around with it right? So I went to take another two for my mother and myself to order whatever we wanted. Bla bla bla.. we ordered and soon, we were left with that one menu only in Jaden's hand which is keeping him happy and quiet. He was only holding it. NOT BITING IT OR BENDING IT WHATSOEVER. Then the STUPID IDIOTIC BABOON OF THAT WAITER JUST HAVE TO COME AND TAKE IT AWAY FROM JADEN, CAUSING THE SMALL STRUGGLE BETWEEN HIM AND JADEN'S GRASP, CAUSING JADEN TO TOPPLE TO HIS SIDE A BIT AND MAKING JADEN CRY. THE FUCKER MADE MY SON CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL FOR A MENU WHICH THEY HAD SO MANY OTHER MORE SITTING THERE AND THERE WAS NO MORE CUSTOMERS COMING IN. SO WHY THE FUCK CAN'T JADEN HOLD ON TO THE MENU. AND HOW MUCH COULD THE MENU COST? So for making my son cry, Hubby and I blacklisted them for good now. Never again shall we ever step foot into that filthy restaurant ever again for its hostile hospitality and services. RAK THAI is not a baby-friendly place I tell you. Especially that IDIOTIC waiter.

o.Oh and just a note out there too.. if you happen to make my son cry or bully my son, well, Hubby and I would blacklist you too.. OR when the boy is a little bigger, we would teach him to fend for himself. So he will either hit you or be sarcastic back to you, DON'T BLAME US. We are only merely teaching him to fend for himself in this cruel world out here if he is treated unfairly or bullied for no apparent reason. Hey! Look at his father! You think his father will let you bully him? Do you dare to bully the father? IF you don't. don't even try the son because the son has TWO VERY VERY PROTECTIVE parents! Thank you for your kind attention! *gRin*

F**K YOU!

This may be a racist post. For I am right now totally fuming over this ONE MAN WHOM I CURSE HE GETS RUN OVER BY CARS, LORRIES, MOTORBIKES, BUSES and whatever vehicle that you can name. TRAIN EVEN BETTER.. for GOD gave him eyes to see and yet when he saw, he chose to move forward thinking I am a samaritan to let him pass by while I am trying to get to the side of the road to put the little boy that clamber out of his baby seat. YOU THINK I WILL LET YOU PASS BY WHEN YOU ALREADY SAW THE TYRES MOVING??? FUCK YOU I WILL! You think you own the road just because majority of you just finish your thang which you claim yourself a religious FUCK but I swear if a girl dressed just in shorts and spagghetti straps will make your FUCKING JAWS DROP! AND I HOPE THEY DROP FOR GOOD! I curse you, and your family and your parents if they are still alive because of YOU! I hope you will die an excruciating road accident just because I think you deserve it. I spit on you and the things you wear for all those are just superficial. Under all those, you are just like anyone of us.. religious? PTUI! *** FUCK YOU! Don't let me recognise you or get to know which car belongs to you cause if I do, I SWEAR I WILL BREAK THOSE WINDSCREEN of yours! Have a FUCKING BAD LUCK DAY FROM TODAY ONWARDS! FUCK YOU.. I HOPE YOU DON'T LIVE TO CELEBRATE YOUR NEW YEAR!

This is actually aimed at just ONE RANDOM MAD MAN I curse and will curse every single day, every single second of my life... so well, don't take offense unless you happen to be that FUCKING MORON WHO DOES NOT DESERVE TO LIVE AT ALL..